



FUNNY SMS Messages!
SMS
Khajana Home
SMS
Collection#11(100)
SMS Collection#10(100) | SMS
Collection#9(100) | SMS
Collection#8(100) | SMS
Collection#7(100)
| SMS
Collection#6(100)
SMS Collection#5(100) | SMS
Collection#4(100)
| SMS Collection#3(100)
| SMS Collection#2(100)
| SMS Collection#1(100)
Ultimate Shayari Collection | Friendship
Quotes Collection
|
|
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Quick
Tips and Tricks: v You can send your Collection from your Cell Phone to us @ 9422282482. Please do not call on these numbers. Every message sent by you will appear in our Collection along with your Name and Location after verification. v To send messages below to your Friend(s), you need to type it again in your Cell. Feel free to send these messages to your loved ones! Alternatively if your WAP enabled Cell Phone, you can browse our Site from your Cell phone and use the messages below. |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
-
|
i miss u utna jitna u
miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me
u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
(From: swati - jalgaon) |
|
Zindagi mein dukh ko delete
karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
chand taro ka nur aap
per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye
iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse .
(From: bajirao (BAJI) - Pune) |
|
If you see some one without
a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people
who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! (From: TheManu - kota, rajasthan) |
|
Aaj khushio ki koi duhai
dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke
Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi
Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
(From: Devendra - Bhopal Madhya Pradesh) |
|
Mushkil nahi hai Ishq
ladana ,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A
Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Dil todna hamari aadat
nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi.. (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
|
When you are feeling streesed
and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward..... It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy! (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Marneki bat na karna,
jindagi hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye. (From: Siddharth - Goa) |
|
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad
karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi
kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
(From: Neeraj - New Delhi) |
I wish one day you will
miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find
me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right
now.
(From: Aashi - ) |
|
Last nite I wanted to
rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !" It didnt made sense until u read it upside
down |
+''"+.
Rehna hai +''"+.+''"+.
+""+.+""+. (From: kiran ) |
|
Aap ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi labz, Voh kum hei,
Khusnasib hei hum ki aapne jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hei! (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
ek purani haweli main
band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi
ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
(From: TheManu - kota, Rajasthan) |
|
Har Gali Har Deewar Pe
Tera Hi Naam Hai, uper likha hai WANTED aur niche Rs. 10,000 inaam hai...
(From: Sonu - Jalandhar) |
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so
gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite
hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan) |
|
India ko azad hue 57 sal
ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta KAAM-Dhanda
chod ke mere SMS padh rahi hai... kya hoga is desh ka.
(From: Manuraj Rajan - ) |
aye khat ja ke unke haton
ko chum le. jab woh padhe to unke hoton ko chum le. khuda na kare agar
woh phad de toh girte girte unke kadmo ko chum le..
(From: Manuraj Rajan - Mumbai) |
|
lehr ati hai aur kinare
se palat jati hai,yad ati hai aur dil me simat jati hai, lehr aur yad
me frk itna hai ki lehr bewaqt ati hai aur apki yad har waqt ati hai.
(From: Inder - Jallandhar)
|
Sabse accha mera yaar
hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile
rakhna bekar hai
(From: baljinder - delhi) |
|
Phul ki tarah haste raho
to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte
ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
(From: Seema - Goa) |
2 meet n depart is d way
of life.. but 2 depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet 2 create memories..
but we depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan) |
|
if i would know that i
m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what
about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love
you always...miss u...
(From: Sidra - Karachi) |
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye voh fever ho tum Doob kar jis main marr jaoon voh River ho tum Mere jeevan main ab to forever ho tum (From: dev - jodhpur) |
|
aaj fir dil hai kuchh
udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai aaj fir palkon pe pani hai bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai (From: dev, Jodhpur) |
if u read this, i m smart..
if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that
i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan) |
|
Pyar karnewale Pareshan
ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai. Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai. Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai (From: ashish - kolhapur) |
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne
SMS mile?
Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! (From: ashish - kolhapur) |
|
do not think of me...i
m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever
if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss
u"..Good Night..
(From: Sidra Khan - Karachi) |
I Live By Faith &
Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That
U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
(From: Seema - Goa) |
|
khushiyaan dhundne chala
raste par, khushiyaan mili magar kat-kat kar,
har khushi ke peche ek baat sahi thi, har khushi aayi sau gam le kar. (From: Anubhav - India) |
You know why GOD created
gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who is made for you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand. FOREVER (From: Amit Agashe - Pune) |
|
Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla
request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa weds Bibi Paapdi (D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri) at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar (From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi) |
Those innocent eyes, those
kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute
gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ? |
|
Ghadyalat vajale SAT,
Ajun tu aahes ANTHRUNAT, SMS kartoy tula mhanayala SUPRABHAT. (From: PRAVINKUMAR - DOMBIVLI) |
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha
ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do (From: Santosh, Jalgaon) |
|
SMS
SMS" SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki hum SMS nahi bhejte.. (From: Dhiraj, Ladnun) |
.***.
(.'-'.) (,)(")(") .***. (.'-'.) (,)J)LJ.J .* *. (.'_').) (J(,) c.J.J *. '.) (,) Chalo baba... Kisi Ko hamari Yaad Nahi Aati... (From: Dhiraj, Ladnun) |
|
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again." 5. |
No
Shadows 2 Depress U Only Joys 2 Surround U Many God These 2day (From: Aasiya - England) |
|
MARANE par hame SWARG
mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile aye mere dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna. Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile. (From: Bhushu - kalyan) |
If i were to describe
true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
(From: simran - delhi) |
|
Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing Xpect Little Do More Demand Less Smile Often Dream Big Laugh a Lot Pray Always Cry Once for missing me everyday. (From: Nitin - Ichalkaranji) |
If u say my eyes are beautiful,
its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings
come thru!!
(From: simran - delhi) |
|
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
|
|
|
Why do U think I SMS u
?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye ! |
The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
|
Pyar karnewale Pareshan
ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai. Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai. Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai. |
Idd ka chand mushkil se
dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai. Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai |
|
Hum hum hai, tum tum ho.
Na hum kam hai, Na tum kam ho. To kis baat ka gam hai? Sms bhejte rehna. Tabhi pata chalega Mobile wale me dum hai. (From: Bhushu - Kalyan) |
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i... i rather look at the moon again (From: ham - shg) |
|
Star + Moon = Romantic
Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day Dreams + Love = Beautiful
World |
sum ppl say happiness
is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness
4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
(From: tinky winky - rsa) |
|
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click (From: Shikha - Gwalior) |
Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro
ko bhul gaye...
Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye... Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina, Aap hame hi bhul gaye... (From: Dipti - Nagpur) |
|
Your network tariff has
changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The
smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls! (From: Goldi K -
)
|
Kya aap Mobile rakhte
hai?
Par call karne se darte hai, bas missed call maarte rahate hai, Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai? Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!! (From: Dipti - Nagpur) |
|
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... (From: Carlo, Philippines) |
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka
Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai..... Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii., Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI.......... (From: Mayur ) |
|
Tere Ko ek
Dikhawoo....
|
Through the sky I saw
a SMILE...
Through the smile I saw JOY... Thorugh the joy I saw my "SWEET DEAR" only u.... a dear to whom i always "MISS A LOT".. Take Care! ***MISS U LOT*** SAHIL (From: sahil) |
|
(From: Vivek Manchanda,
Lucknow)
|
|
|
Early this morning God
gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning! |
When I miss U, I just... CLOSE () $ () MY ( -.- ) EYES (") (") & () $ () U R ('.')'. ') (")(")(") JUST ON MY RIGHT |
|
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning. |
_____________________________________
_____________________________________ _____________________________________ _________Excuse me! Just line-maaroing! |
|
Love hurts when you break
up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But
love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
|
When you are feeling streesed
and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward..... It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy! |
|
I wish that Warmth of
bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri remain with U for ever -*- Happy LOHRI -*- (From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi) |
*
*** **** Til-Gul ghya god god bola............. HAPPY MAKARSANKRAT. (From: reva) |
|
Tan mein masti,
maan mein umang, chalo akash mein dale rang, ho jaye sab sang-sang, Udayye PATANG! HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA! (From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon) |
When daylight turns to
a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u, ur heart beat tells u something true, That some 1 badly missing you :-) (From: Vishal, Mumbai) |
|
Look Outside... |
Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain, smile when trouble pours like rain, Smile when someone hurts U, Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U... KEEP SMILING (From: Vishal, Mumbai) |
|
CONGRATS.Your phone has
been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against
the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
(From: anmol sharma) |
They say it takes a minute
2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them,
but then an entire life 2 forget them
(From: julius) |
|
· Destiny decides
who u meet in life, but it's only ur heart that can decide who gets 2
stay in ur life.
(From: vivek) |
jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt
sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke
gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...
(From: Venkatesh Kulkarni) |
|
Woh kahate hai hum se
ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai, Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai, Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim, Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai (From: Vinit) |
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne
SMS mile?
Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! (From: Anisha) |
|
()''''()
( '-' ) Please (o)(o) ()'''(') ('') ('') Forgive (o)(o) ME |
bander ka bacha apni ma
se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi
bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
(From: Ravi) |
|
If u feel a bit dizzy
and u r craving something sweet , i think i know what's wrong......
you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME :) (From: Anupam Tewari) |
Never stop ur smile even
when u r sad, bcoz u never know who's falling in love with ur smile. For
d world u may b a person but 4 sum1 u may b the world.
(From: Prosenjit Bhattacharyap) |
|
Anybody there?
O '''' O ('o' ) O''''O ('o' ) O''''O ( 'o' ) There u (From: Rahul & Neha Gopalka, Barakar) |
Vo kaun hai?
* Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai 'AMIR KHAN' |
|
(From: Amit Jain, Kota)
|
|
|
-
|
Forgettin you
is hard to do forgettin me is up to you forget me not |
|
When nights r long
& friends r few I sit by my window A silent whisper With all my heart |
If God brings you to it,
He will bring you through it. Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God. |
|
The Nominees for nice
LOVERS are:
You & the winner is |
Can u see me?
no? Turn around, can u see me now? no? Turn again, can u see me now? I can see u |
|
U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL, u may b out of my reach but u not out of my SOCH. I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u. But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!! |
On this cold cold nite
in My small small rOOm i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! |
|
No matter
If the sky is black or blue No matter If there are stars or moon As long as ur heart is true Sweet dreams will always be wit u. Gd Nite! (From: amit ) |
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN
u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me 2nd-ThInk oF Me 3rd-HuG Me 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe! (From: amit ) |
| Ae mere sms mere
dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye
to dhere se muskurana aur kehna "......... | | | | I miss you yaar" (From: Fayaz) |
,,,, ( . .) Do u ( ._.) love me? (,,(")(") ,,,, ( . .) ( _ ) U dont? (,,(")(") ,,,, ( . .) ,I, ( _ )// den gud bye!! |
|
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to 1. apun , 2. apunki smile , 3. apunka estyle , 4. apunki face, 5. apunka nature , 6. apunka msgs, aur 7. bole to TUM apun ka friend |
.-"""-. ( 'o' ) (,,)==(,,) y did god create u b4 me? Coz he wanted to make a rough sketch B4 makin a master piece!!! |
|
JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR
KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA, AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA (From: jh) |
-
|